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Eight Questions to Ask a Fictional Donald Trump

April 24, 2022

Do We Want Trump to Run Again? Here are the Top 8 Questions to Ask in His Job Interview

Why didn’t you, as promised, “lock her up?” Why did Hillary Clinton and her team skate on all those apparent violations of law? Where was the investigation of the Clinton Foundation, which harvested all that Russian cash? Her email breaches and cover-up?

FDT:  Face it, I don’t know how to do that.

Once the Russiagate hoax showed you the Democrats were playing hardball, why’d you keep playing softball? How do we know that won’t happen again, if you win?

FDT:  I was compromised by photos of me with prostitutes taken when in Moscow for the Miss Universe Pageant. That’s what Putin has on me.

Why did you hire one Swamp Creature after another, and leave the Deep State in place?

FDT:  I was not a movement conservative and had no idea whom to appoint except former Generals, Admirals and billionaires.

If you tell me that you couldn’t find better alternatives, I’m sorry that’s not good enough. We will need to find someone who can. How will you hire differently next time? What sources will you trust?

FDT:  I learned that lesson and will rely on Larry Kudlow, Art Laffer and Melania.

Joe Biden demanded the resignations of every US attorney in the country, as Barack Obama did. Why didn’t you? Why leave all those Democrat picks in place?

FDT:  I didn’t know I could do that.

At the end of your term, you signed a bunch of excellent executive orders, on issues from asylum abuse to teaching America’s founding principles. Why weren’t those in your first 100 days, instead of your last? No Democrats wait that long. What’s wrong with us?

FDT:  Only in the 4th year of my Term did I realize how deep is the “Deep State”

Why didn’t you listen to Mike Pence instead of General Flynn?

FDT:  Pence was my son in law’s choice for Vice President, not mine.

After the Russia Hoax exploded, why didn’t you act much more aggressively to purge the FBI that cooked it up?

FDT:  Look, I was learning on the job and thought J. Edgar was still alive.

Why didn’t you make your signature issue, immigration, the focus of legislation when the GOP still controlled Congress?

FDT:  I should  have done that but the GOP is overwhelmed by “white guilt” and wouldn’t have backed me. 

We hear about Hunter Biden, but where did your 2020 campaign money go? The $617 million that Brad Parscale allegedly mishandled, while pulling down ads in swing states just before the 2020 election? Non-partisan groups assert that money was funneled via shell corporations to members of your family. We’d like to know where that money your supporters donated ended up.

FDT:  I can’t. My company is “dirty” and I’m going to be indicted in New York and in the Federal District Court for Manhattan.

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